Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3

Capt. Panda_Faggotry wrote:

I got The End to give his up already but I accidentally shot him and bye bye camo. It disappeared because I got sent into another location. Dammit.

I can imagine Snake going "D'oh" now.

Did you get any easter eggs?

Maybe, I'm not sure. Hmm....if the transmitter scene was, then yes. If the hidden R1's then I only missed the Sorrow, iirc. (When I found out about hidden ones, I made sure to press R1 on/off)

Transmitter scene? Were you able to see/catch a tsuchinoko? I think those are rare... or maybe an easter egg itself?

If you don't remove the transmitter Ocelot punches into Naked, when you get behind the waterfall, EVA will remove it for you...in a funny, awkward sounding scene. Watch it. WARNING: it will seem inappropriate to those who didn't see the intro.

Oh. That. Saw it before. Didn't know what the fuck was going on. I just went implying implications.

Lol. If I saw that while sina lolo was in the room, surely, I would have gone "gtfo" or wishing he would gtfo. I had a very hard time with Raikov, you know. With all the grabbing and stuff and my lolo was awake. Good thing he fell asleep.

..."Grabbing". Pffft.

Luckily I don't have that kind of problem.

Lol, what do you want? Groping?

Good for you! Not like me. 95% of the people in this household who wouldn't mind seeing those or something like that don't even want me to be in the room when it happens. But they now know I play MGS so surely they know I've seen 2 different characters getting groped. And the second got it more than once.

Whichever you want.

What about EVA then?

EVA? What about EVA?

Anyways, seeing as MGS3 got into the Dracula conversation, here's another one with Naked saying he's afraid of vampires.

EVA and her... square bounce, if you know what I mean.

I think I remember that one. I didn't expect Naked to be afraid of vamps, though. How do you think would he feel about Vamp?

Square bounce.....I think I do.

I think he wouldn't let Vamp even move. He'd be all DIE VAMPIRE, DIE!! *shoot*. Rinse, lather, repeat. And Vamp would be like "hey, w-wai--". Lol, I remember The End in hiimdaisy's comic.

Good, good. What did you do about her then? Especially those scenes.

Vamp would be disappointed because he wouldn't get to touch Naked, if you know what I mean. He'd just be dancing all around the place, though. It's a good thing Naked doesn't understand how gay works.

"I'M A TREE I'M A TREE I'M A TREE"

I did nothing. Just prayed no one was around.

Touch Naked? LOL. Yeah he would, and Naked would be all "why isn't he dying?!". yeah, he doesn't.

Awww, cute~

Now the image of you sitting and begging/praying while holding a controller does not leave my mind. "I'M ALONE I'M ALONE I'M ALONE"

Or, Vamp could just use his magical super long tongue knives to lick stun him, giving him a chance to get closer. Cue Vamp shenanigans. Poor Naked.

If guns fail, there are always explosives~ Used a grenade launcher on Vamp and he went flying. Shit was so cash.

LOL. Well, whenever I go, "I'M ALONE I'M ALONE I'M ALONE", I'm usually not seated. I go check that ALL doors and windows are securely locked before sitting down and holding the controller and chanting again until the scene pops up.

Lol, yeah. Poor Naked? I'll pity him if he ends up naked and yet, he'll be freaked out about vamp being a vampire rather than vamp doing gay stuff to him.

Wheee~ Grenade launchers are <3.
On a slightly related but quite unrelated note, I remember how I beat the Boss under 10 minutes.
1. chase her
2. make sure to dodge her destroyyourgunsCQC attack
3. ifnumber 2 is successful, punch her (if not, back to 1)
4. use the scorpion against her (machine guns are <3)
5. use a shotgun (whee, flying)
6. if she hasn't stood up yet, use a sniper (if she has, move on to 7)
7. Rinse, lather, REPEAT.